Five Years of “Tension”
If I were to walk into a studio or a room full of potential investors and pitch this idea, I’d get laughed out of the room. You ready for this? Here it goes.
“Okay, so this flaming gay guy drives over to this mobster’s house who dresses like a complete nerd. They banter for a bit, referencing gangster movies while some big-bootied chick cooks french toast in the kitchen. She slips something in the gay guy’s toast and next thing you know he’s shitting his brains out. The end.”
Yes, everything you see and hear in the movie is a six-minute buildup to a poop joke… and it’s friggin’ hilarious. Justin and I are actually in the process of re-dubbing every bit of audio so that a new cut can be made from the original HD footage. Which is either sad or awesome, depending on your sense of humor. Enjoy!!
P.S. Two things: Yes, that is me on the right and I’m about 40 pounds skinnier, so no unnecessary fat comments, roffles. Second, the reason we’re re-dubbing this one is because we used the on-board mic for all the audio… so it’s pretty atrocious at points. Be sure to turn up your speakers!
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