A movie based on the classic board game we played when we were kids. Are you kidding me?
First of all, let me start out by saying that this trailer is nothing like what I expected, but then again… what the hell was I supposed to expect? How do you create a feature length film based on a board game that’s about nothing except blowing shit up? Michael Bay does it every year, I guess… but hasn’t the alien stuff been done to death? First of all, this trailer ruins what could’ve been a massive surprise: You go to see a movie based on Battleship and suddenly alien spaceships rise out of the water?! That’ll actually catch you off guard! Instead, this movie takes its ace from one hole and shoves it up another.